R: so my girlfriend tried getting me into some S&M stuff.
L: Neat?
R: It was until she decided my safeword would be pneumonoultramicroscopiccovolcanoconiosis.
(Know the artist, source of this BDSM cartoon?)
I was one of those macho masochists who refused a safeword. Until the unepexected danger arose. Baffled I finally yelled out “Safeword!”
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